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POEM OF THE DAY -- "Five Ways to Kill a Man" by Surrealist Andre Breton

Andre Breton is widely considered to be the principal founder of the
surrealist movement.  His interesting poems are very symbolic and abstract
in a fashion not unlike his contemporary artists who went on to make
surrealism the influential and keystone movement that it was.

Five Ways to Kill a Man is one of his self explanatory poems, really,
taken with an understanding that it was written after he was called up
to participate in WWI...

Enjoy this brilliant man.  Read this poem.  Look at his picture.  How many
of you - contemporary as you are - how many of you can relate to Andre
Breton?  Time passes but we are all connected.

Five Ways To Kill A Man

by Andre Breton


There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.

You can make him carry a plank of wood
to the top of a hill and nail him to it. To do this
properly you require a crowd of people
wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak
to dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one
man to hammer the nails home.

Or you can take a length of steel,
shaped and chased in a traditional way,
and attempt to pierce the metal cage he wears.
But for this you need white horses,
English trees, men with bows and arrows,
at least two flags, a prince, and a
castle to hold your banquet in.

Dispensing with nobility, you may, if the wind
allows, blow gas at him. But then you need
a mile of mud sliced through with ditches,
not to mention black boots, bomb craters,
more mud, a plague of rats, a dozen songs
and some round hats made of steel.

In an age of aeroplanes, you may fly
miles above your victim and dispose of him by
pressing one small switch. All you then
require is an ocean to separate you, two
systems of government, a nation's scientists,
several factories, a psychopath and
land that no-one needs for several years.

These are, as I began, cumbersome ways
to kill a man. Simpler, direct, and much more neat
is to see that he is living somewhere in the middle
of the twentieth century, and leave him there.

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